remember when you used to be real secretive about reading smutty fanfiction and making sure you were the only one in the room and now you read that shit at the dinner table like it’s nothing


I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker


i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”


Favorite reactions to Jay’s wedding Part 3

Part 1 herePart 2 here | Part 4 here

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